WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - Four young women in their mid twenties were seen on the 1000 block of N Carol Street boarding a black Cadillac Escalade with California license plates at approximately 2p.m. Friday. The four women - a brunette, a redhead, and two blondes - are thought to be between 5'6" and 5'7" weighing roughly 115-125lbs. The excess of baggage in their possession is thought to weigh approximately 600lbs. The women were last seen with a man of medium dark complexion, approximately 50 years of age and roughly 5 feet tall.
HIGHWAY 15, CA - 4pm Friday - Eastbound vehicles are reportedly experiencing bumper to bumper traffic between Los Angeles and Las Vegas. SUVs packed with remarkably tan and beefed up men with greasy hair taking pictures of themselves while blasting techno music comprise roughly 30% of vehicles on the road.
BARSTOW, CA - Four well-dressed women were seen exiting a black Cadillac Escalade outside of the Chipotle parking lot, just off of Hwy 15 at approximately 7pm Friday. It is thought that the women belong to an up-and-coming Australian pop singing group. An older and very stout gentlemen with dark hair and whiskers was seen photographing the women as their multi-hued heads of hair blew glamorously in the desert wind. The women reportedly spent a mere $14 cumulatively at Chipotle, but a whopping $64 dollars at the liquor convenience store across the parking lot.
Further sightings of the alleged pop stars will be reported from Las Vegas, NV as the weekend festivities go underway.
Monday, June 4, 2012
After a Sunday spent meandering the streets and shops of San Francisco with my best girlfriend, I came home to this heartfelt work of street art, complements of some of the best friends I've met in San Francisco.
To my friends, James, Jason, and Matt... I'm so lucky to have met all of you. You've been a part of me seeing the world more beautifully, and I can vouch for the fact that I know it's more beautiful with each of you in it. Love.
Friday, June 1, 2012
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Friday, May 11, 2012
"When I think about forever, I get upset. Like, the Land o' Lakes butter has that Indian girl... sitting, holding a box. And it has a picture of her on it, holding a box with a picture of her on it, holding a box."
- Sally Draper of Mad Men, "Blowing Smoke"
- Sally Draper of Mad Men, "Blowing Smoke"
Friday, May 4, 2012
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
So, so far beyond behind my updates... My apologies. With no further adieu, I will resume as though no time has passed... although, I must say it's been a lovely few months. Days, weeks, and then months became occupied by new friends, a newfound (or reborn, rather) photography interest, as well as creative spirit poured into a new professional endeavor at Bay Area start-up, www.DITTO.com. A relocation to the towering heights of the SF cityscape has provided me with visual inspiration and sensory stimuli to begin each morning as though it's my first and last day on Earth. No longer do I struggle to rise in the mornings, though I cannot help but dilly-dally long enough to have to sprint down the block to the bus stop each morning. In my haste, with hands full of phone, keys, and glasses while frantically trying to wrap my scarf, I never fail to take a solid m-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i to look down the street, into the morning sun shining across the urban paradise beneath the hill of my abode. Un-f-ing-believable... Every. Single. Day.
Part Une of my daily mecca to Mountain View ends as I step into the adorably quaint Caffé La Stazione at 22nd and Pennsylvania for some form of breakfastly indulgence à la almond latté, a bran-blueberry muffin of otherworldly proportions, a banana, or something spontaneous. Well, each choice started out as spontaneous, I guess. Better to try new things in a new place than remain a creature of old-habit... better to give a chance for new habits to form every now and again.
|"And those without an alternative mode of transit shall im/patiently wait until the coroner clears the scene." http://instagr.am/p/JfDHa0nwX2/|
|Please note that the wood chips are nearly in focus, along with the flower. In other words, please notice how f-ing GIGANTIC this rose really is. http://instagr.am/p/JxQqIQnwSJ/|
This is what I look forward to each day, and I couldn't be more grateful for it. More to come on DITTO's schtick and the rest of the day later this week. Until then, you must patiently...