SS12 Recap // Greatest Text of All Time

"Indigenous prints just won't quit-at Margiela and others. Kanye west show looked like Herve got in bed with Bebe and Baby Phat- some good ideas but nothing a woman wants to wear. The shoes were musts-they were Giuseppe. GIVENCHY continues their hot streak with camel colored everything. Color blocking popped up here and there and will for sure be a mini trend. Galliano was safe, lady like and boring and archival in nature. In general, 50s silhouettes are back. Lots of metallic in accessories. Balmain brought me to tears: new guy nailed it. Balenciaga looks like lego clothes and manish arora looked wearable for the first time in years. Ann demuelemeester is, forever and always, the cool kid- perfectly blending great gatsby with goth sensibilities. Obsessed. Tassels and fringe are having moments. And everyone needs to watch out for this awful chartruese/mustard color that they are pushing HARD. EVERYWHERE!  Will undoubtedly make all white people and asian people look like they have jaundice. Ok. Night."

Sent via a dinosaur phone, this is, without a doubt, the best text message I've ever received.